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		<title>Mel Gibson, strippers, booze &amp; thieves!</title>
		<link>http://www.phatmarketing.net/blog/2009/11/mel-gibson-strippers-booze-and-thieves/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:18:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony (Phat Marketing)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jason Moffatt]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s this crazy Californian guy who is like no other marketer on the planet. 
He&#8217;s an ex private detective and a wild sales guy. (He&#8217;s also part of a crazy surfing clan with none other then Frank Kern)
His name is Jason Moffatt and this guy tells it like it is. Maybe a bit too much [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-left: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.phatmarketing.net%2Fblog%2F2009%2F11%2Fmel-gibson-strippers-booze-and-thieves%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.phatmarketing.net%2Fblog%2F2009%2F11%2Fmel-gibson-strippers-booze-and-thieves%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p>There&#8217;s this crazy Californian guy who is like no other marketer on the planet. </p>
<p>He&#8217;s an ex private detective and a wild sales guy. (He&#8217;s also part of a crazy surfing clan with none other then Frank Kern)</p>
<p>His name is Jason Moffatt and this guy tells it like it is. Maybe a bit too much at times.</p>
<p>Today he&#8217;s released a shocking free report called &#8220;The Truth Serum&#8221;.</p>
<p>You can get it here&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.1shoppingcart.com/app/?Clk=3375896">http://www.1shoppingcart.com/app/?Clk=3375896</a></p>
<p>I warn you, it really is a bit shocking and holds no punches.<br />
Jason really doesn&#8217;t hold back and just lets it all hang out.</p>
<p>This is a must read if you are marketing on the web. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s short (only 18 pages and is loaded with real world examples on how you can leverage  &#8220;The Truth&#8221; in your favour&#8230;.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.1shoppingcart.com/app/?Clk=3375896">http://www.1shoppingcart.com/app/?Clk=3375896</a></p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>Tony </p>
<p>PS:  Even Mel Gibson makes a special appearance in The Truth Serum<br />
report. (OMG This guy is crazy)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.1shoppingcart.com/app/?Clk=3375896">http://www.1shoppingcart.com/app/?Clk=3375896</a></p>


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		<title>Ireland Has Declared War on France!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:25:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony (Phat Marketing)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.
&#8216;Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!&#8217; a heavily accented voice said. &#8216;This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare , Ireland .. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you! We voted to reject the Lisbon treaty!&#8217;
&#8216;Well, Paddy,&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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<p>&#8216;Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!&#8217; a heavily accented voice said. &#8216;This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare , Ireland .. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you! We voted to reject the Lisbon treaty!&#8217;<br />
&#8216;Well, Paddy,&#8217; Sarkozy replied, &#8216;This is indeed important news! How big is your army?&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;Right now,&#8217; says Paddy, after a moment&#8217;s calculation, &#8216;there is myself, me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbour Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eleven!&#8217;</p>
<p>Sarkozy paused. &#8216;I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command.&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;Begoora!&#8217; says Paddy. &#8216;I&#8217;ll have to ring you back.&#8217;</p>
<p>Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. &#8216;Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;And what equipment would that be Paddy?&#8217; Sarkozy asks.</p>
<p>&#8216;Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy&#8217;s farm tractor.&#8217;</p>
<p>Sarkozy sighs amused. &#8216;I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 5,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army tov150,000 since we last spoke.&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;Saints preserve us!&#8217; says Paddy. &#8216;I&#8217;ll have to get back to you.&#8217;</p>
<p>Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. &#8216;Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified Jackie McLaughlin&#8217;s ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!&#8217;</p>
<p>Sarkozy was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. &#8216;I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!&#8217; says Paddy, &#8216;I will have to ring you back.&#8217;</p>
<p>Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. &#8216;Top o&#8217; the mornin&#8217;, Mr.Sarkozy! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war.&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;Really? I am sorry to hear that,&#8217; says Sarkozy. &#8216;Why the sudden change of heart?&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;Well,&#8217; says Paddy, &#8216;we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness and packets of crisps, and we decided there is no ****** way we can feed 200,000 prisoners .&#8217;</p>


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